A father whale and his son are swimming near the Faroe Islands when suddenly the father spots a whaling boat.
Quickly, the father moves in front of his son to protect him. Sadly, the hunters harpoon the father whale.
The little whale, crying, says: “Dad… thank you for saving me.”
With his final breath, the father smiles and says: “You’re whalecome.”
Years later, the son grows up, gets married, and still hates the fishermen who killed his father.
One day he tells his wife: “I found the same kind of boat. Tonight… we get revenge.”
They swim under the boat.
“Here’s the plan,” says the whale. “We blow bubbles under the ship until it flips over.”
Soon the boat capsizes, and the fishermen are splashing around in panic.
The whale shouts: “Now we eat them!”
His wife looks at him and says: “Listen… I was okay with the blowjob… but I’m NOT swallowing the seamen.”
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