A man rear-ended another driver in an expensive sports car.
Enraged, the driver jumps out and confronts the older man.
"Look what you did to my car!" he yells. "You're going to give me $10,000 right now, or I'm going to beat you to a pulp!"
"Oh my," says the old man. "I don't have that kind of money. Let me call my son. He trains dolphins—he'll know what to do."
"Dolphins?" the other driver scoffs, rolling his eyes.
The old man pulls out his phone, calls his son, and just as the son answers, the angry man snatches the phone.
"So, you're a dolphin trainer, huh?" he shouts. "Your old man just rear-ended my car! I need $10,000 now, or I'm going to beat you both to a pulp!"
"I'll be there in 10 minutes," the voice on the other end says calmly.
Exactly 10 minutes later, a Jeep pulls up. A man jumps out and quickly subdues the aggressor, leaving him in a heap on the side of the road.
Afterward, he walks over to his father and says:
"For the last time, Dad—I train seals. Navy Seals, not dolphins."