A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a cup of coffee?"
The bartender replies, "Two cents."
The guy thinks it's a joke and asks, "Okay, how much for a beer?"
"Two cents," the bartender says.
The guy gets angry. "And the steak dinner? How much?"
"Two cents," the bartender replies again.
The guy has had enough of the joke and says, "Can I speak to the manager?"
The bartender replies, "No, he's upstairs with my wife."
The guy asks, "What is he doing with your wife?"
The bartender says, "The same thing I'm doing to his business.
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