A tough guy walks into a bar.
A tough guy—about 5'3", maybe 110 pounds—walks into a bar, clearly looking for trouble, and orders a drink.
A Glance That Ignites Tension
While he’s drinking, he notices a massive dude across the bar—6'6", built like a tank—staring in his direction.
The little guy stands up, struts over, and says:
“Got a problem, jackass?”
The big guy just smiles and says nothing.
“Oh, you think it’s funny?” the little guy snaps. “I’m talking to you!”
“Relax, man,” the big guy says. “I wasn’t even looking at you.”
“Oh yeah? Now you’re backing down?” the little guy keeps going.
One Punch Changes Everything
Before he can finish the sentence, the big guy stands up and drops him with one punch, sending teeth flying across the bar.
The little guy is crouched on the floor, picking up his teeth, when he looks up at the big guy and says:
“Alright… but if even one of these is missing, you’re dead.”
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