I had just made myself a nice cup of tea and sat down when my wife came in, pulled off her clothes, and said,
"Make love to me right now." So I did—right there on the sofa—the best sex of my life.
After we finished, she lay in my arms and said, "Don’t forget your cup of tea."
"I’ll just let it cool down; it’s still too hot," I said.
Explanation:
I remember an ad where the wife (or female partner) comes out of the bedroom, her partner dozing off contentedly, and walks to the microwave just as the countdown ends.
I think it was advertised as "ready in two minutes.