Talking Newborn Knows Everything

A visitor in the hospital is walking through the newborn nursery.
He looks at one baby and smiles:

Man: Hi, I'm George. What's your name?

Baby: Alex.

The man looks at him in shock:

George: When were you born?

Alex: Three days ago, at 6:20 p.m.

George: Who are your parents?

Alex: My mom is Laura Princeton. She's a programmer in room number 6. Dad is Thomas Princeton, an engineer. He should come visiting in three hours.

George: Amazing! How do you know all that already?

Alex: Come on, what kind of question is that? I wasn't born yesterday, you know.


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