A Man's Visit to the Doctor
A man walks into the doctor’s office with a genital issue.
The Doctor's Reaction
The doctor says, "Take off your pants, and I'll take a look." The man complies, revealing a penis no bigger than a Tic Tac. The doctor tries not to laugh but fails. The man, embarrassed, pulls his pants back up.
"I'm really sorry," says the doctor. "I don't know what came over me... Let me take another look."
Second Attempt, Worse Outcome
The man reveals himself again—this time, the doctor bursts into uncontrollable laughter, tears streaming down his face. He rushes out to compose himself before returning.
"This is really unprofessional of me! I'm so sorry. Let's just start over—I promise I won't laugh!"
The Diagnosis
The man pulls his pants down once more. The doctor, barely holding it together, asks, "Okay, sir, what seems to be the problem?"
The man replies, "It's swollen."