A General Questions a Soldier
The general asks a soldier, “If you have 20 enemies running at you, what will you do?”
“I will take my Uzi and shoot them down, sir!” he responds.
“And if you have a tank rolling toward you, what will you do?”
“I will take an antitank launcher and attack it, sir!”
“And if you have enemy planes, tanks, and soldiers running at you, what will you do?”
The soldier looks at the general, confused, and asks, “General, am I the only soldier in your army?”
Explanation: Wow, this soldier has clearly not read The Art of War.
A Guy Joins the Navy
A guy decides to enlist in the Navy.
He walks into the recruiting station, sits down, and starts talking with the recruiter.
Soon, they confirm he’s healthy, has good eyesight, and has no obvious health problems—but then the recruiter asks one more question:
“Can you swim?”
The guy looks worried. “What, don’t you have enough boats?”