A redneck walks into an emergency room with second-degree burns all over his penis.
Curious, the doctor asks what happened.
The Exhaust Pipe Incident
The redneck says, "Well, it was just about a few hours ago. I was working on my truck and had had a couple of beers when I started feeling real lonely. I was out there all by myself, and I looked at my truck's exhaust pipe and started thinking it looked an awful lot like a woman's vagina. So, being all alone, I decided to whip my penis out and stick it in there, just for the hell of it. Right away, my dick started getting soft because of the cold metal, so I figured I'd have a better time if I did it with the motor running. So I put the keys in the ignition, started her up, and next thing I know, I've got burns all over my cock."
Doctor’s Reaction
Astonished at what he'd just heard, the doctor can't help himself from telling the redneck, "Wow, you have to be one of the dumbest patients I've had to treat."
Unexpectedly, the redneck nods his head in agreement. "I know. I knew I should've worn a condom.
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