A very pregnant woman got on a bus. A young man looked at her and smiled. She felt uncomfortable and moved to another seat. He grinned. She moved again. By the fourth time, he was laughing so hard that she called the police.
In court, the judge asked why he laughed. The man explained:
- “First, she sat under a sign that said, ‘The Doublemint Twins Are Coming.’ She looked like she might be having twins, so I smiled.
- Then she sat under a sign that said, ‘Logan’s Liniment Will Reduce the Swelling.’ She had a big belly, so I grinned.
- Next, she sat under a sign that said, ‘William’s Big Stick Did the Trick.’ That made me laugh even more.
- Finally, she sat under a sign that said, ‘Goodyear Rubber Could Have Prevented This Accident.’ That was too funny—I lost control.”
The judge laughed too and dismissed the case.