The Wife's Explanation
A man tells his doctor that his wife hasn't had sex with him in six months. The doctor then has the wife come in and asks her why she doesn't want to have sex with her husband anymore.
Daily Struggles
The woman explains:
- "For the past six months, every morning I take a cab to work. I don't have any money, so the cab driver asks me, 'So are you going to pay today or what?' So I take 'or what.'"
- "By this time I'm late for work, so the boss asks me, 'So are we going to write you up for being late or what?' I need the job, so I take 'or what.'"
- "At the end of the day, I take the cab and still don't have any money, so the cab driver asks me again, 'So are you going to pay this time or what?' So I take 'or what.'"
The Doctor's Response
"So you see, doc, by the time I get home, I'm exhausted and I don't want sex anymore."
The doctor thinks for a second and then turns to the woman and says, "So are we going to tell your husband, or what?