Two nuns are driving back from church late one night.
As they make their way along small country roads, they are suddenly held up by a man in the middle of the road, stumbling around in a drunken state. He forces the nuns to slow to a crawl. Eventually, the man stops entirely, turns to face them, mumbles some gibberish, and then slumps onto their bonnet, staring straight at the nuns through the windscreen.
The nuns look at each other in frustration. Sister Mary says to Sister Anne, "Oh, this is ridiculous. We must get back to the nunnery as soon as possible! I don't think this man even realizes we are servants of God—show him your cross."
So Sister Anne rolls down her window, leans out, and shouts, "GET THE FUCK OFF THE CAR, YOU DRUNK PRICK!
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