A nun was sitting with her Mother Superior, chatting, when she felt the urge to unburden herself:
"I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it."
The Confession
The Mother Superior asked, "When did you use this awful language?"
The nun explained:
- She was golfing and hit a fabulous drive (280 yards).
- The ball struck a phone line, falling only 100 yards from the tee.
"Is that when you cursed?" the Mother Superior asked.
The Squirrel's Theft
The nun continued:
- A squirrel ran out, grabbed her ball, and fled.
- The Mother Superior pressed, "Is that when you swore?"
- "Well, no," the nun said.
The Eagle's Intervention
- An eagle swooped down, snatched the squirrel mid-air, and flew off.
- The eagle passed near the green, and the squirrel dropped the ball.
- The ball:
- Hit a rock
- Bounced over a sand trap
- Rolled onto the green
- Stopped six inches from the hole
The Punchline
After a pause, the Mother Superior sighed:
"You missed the fucking putt, didn't you?"
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