Monk's First Lesson

A monk turns 18 and leaves the monastery for the first time. As he walks down the street, a sex worker says, "Hey, Father! How about a little head? Ten bucks."

Unsure what this means, the young monk hurries back to the monastery. He finds a nun and asks, "Sister, what's 'head?'"

She replies, "Ten bucks—same as downtown."

(Explanation: "Head" refers to oral sex.)


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