Husband to wife: "What would you do if I won the lottery?"
Wife: "I'll take half and leave you."
Husband: "Well, I won $12. Here's six... keep in touch."
Explanation: The husband bursts in and tells his wife, “Pack your bags, I just won the $10 million lottery!” The wife excitedly asks, “Wow! Should I pack for skiing or the beach?” The husband replies, “The fuck do I care? Just get the hell out!”