A couple is having a vicious fight, so they go to visit their local LLM to resolve it.
The husband types in his side of the argument. The LLM strokes its beard, thinks about it for two microseconds, and says, "You're right."
The wife types in her side. The LLM mulls it over, then admits, "You're right!"
The husband, furious, chastises the LLM: "We disagree with each other! We can't both be right!"
The LLM nods its head and writes, "You know what? You're right."