Patient Misunderstands Treatment Instructions
A man goes to the doctor complaining about severe pain in his rear end.
The doctor examines him and says, "You have hemorrhoids. I'm going to prescribe these suppositories. Take them twice a day for a week."
Man Returns After a Week of No Relief
A week later, the man storms back into the office. "Doc," he yells, "these things are absolutely useless! They haven't helped the pain at all, and they taste awful!"
Doctor Clarifies Proper Usage
"Taste? Wait a minute... you haven't been eating them, have you?"
The man looks at the doctor. "Of course! What do you expect me to do, shove them up my ass?"
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