A man and his girlfriend die in a car accident and meet Peter at the Pearly Gates. Peter says, "Welcome to Heaven. Do you have any questions?"
The man replies, "Yes, my girlfriend and I never had a chance to get married while we were alive. Can we get married in Heaven?"
Peter says, "That's a good question. I'll be back when I have the answer."
Left at the gates, the couple begins to talk about love and how long eternity is.
Six Weeks Later
Peter returns and says, "OK, I've found your answer. Yes, you can get married in Heaven. So come right in and enjoy eternity together."
The couple responds, "We have another question. Eternity is a very long time, and we're not sure if our relationship will last. If things don't work out, can we get a divorce in Heaven?"
Peter replies, "Fucking Christ! It took me six weeks to find a priest up here. Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?
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