Two men are walking their dogs when one says he really wants a beer.
His friend replies, “There’s a pub down the street, but they won’t let us in with the dogs, right?”
“Just watch me,” the man says and walks to the door. A hostess stops him and says no dogs are allowed. With his eyes closed, the man calmly says, “But ma’am, this is my guide dog!” She lets him in, and he goes to the bar.
His friend is impressed and tries the same thing. When stopped, he says his dog is a guide dog too. The hostess says, “A chihuahua?!”
Without hesitation, he replies, “They gave me a damn chihuahua??”
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