So old Jed is caught with his goat by a neighbor, who witnesses the act and calls the police.
The Arrest and the Lawyer's Offer
Jed is arrested and consults a lawyer, who says, “I can defend you for $5,000.”
“What’s the point?” Jed replies. “My neighbor saw everything. Why waste $5,000? They’ll find me guilty for sure.”
“Don’t you worry,” the lawyer says. “The key to any trial is the jury—and believe me, I know how to pick one.” Reluctantly, Jed agrees.
The Trial Begins
On the day of the trial, the neighbor takes the stand. The prosecutor asks, “Tell the jury what you saw.”
“I was walking along my property,” the neighbor says, “when I saw old Jed approach one of his goats, drop his trousers, and mount the animal from behind. After about two minutes, Jed seemed to finish.”
“What happened then?” the prosecutor asks.
“Well,” the neighbor continues, “the goat turned around and licked Jed’s penis.”
A gasp ripples through the courtroom. Just as Jed loses all hope, a juror in overalls leans over to the man beside him and whispers, “You know, a good goat will do that.”
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