My girlfriend got mad at me for sniffing her sister's underwear.
I'm not sure if it was because she was still wearing them, or if it was because the entire family was present.
Either way, it made the rest of the funeral very awkward.
Explanation:
"I can't believe you had sex with her!"
"She was just lying there... what was I supposed to do?"
"The damn autopsy! ... You're the worst vet I've ever seen."