Fred and Ted reunite for a long-overdue brunch, reminiscing about old times—until an ill-fated encounter with their server, Duloriak the Unyielding, changes everything.
The Wizard in Disguise
Duloriak is no ordinary waiter. A once-renowned wizard with degrees from Harvard and Yale, he’s now stuck serving pancakes after losing his license—and his dignity. His patience wears thin when Fred’s indecisive ordering pushes him over the edge.
A Saucy Transformation
After a heated exchange over eggs Benedict, Duloriak snaps: "ZAMMO!" In a flash, Fred becomes a tiny cup of hollandaise—complete with arms and legs (courtesy of a second spell). Panicked, Fred begs to be turned back. Duloriak agrees—for a price: help moving out of his ex-girlfriend’s apartment.
Moving Day from Hell
Ted and Fred haul boxes of enchanted robes, potion ingredients, and keepsakes while Duloriak conveniently vanishes. The ex, a smug wizard herself, mocks them from the couch as heavy metal blares. After hours of labor, they collapse on the stoop—still waiting for Fred’s reversal.
The Cost of Magic
As exhaustion sets in, Fred laments his fate: "You’re tired? I’m egg sauce, Ted!" Meanwhile, Duloriak’s moral line blurs—unlicensed magic, extortion, and a reckoning with his own pride. One thing’s clear: revenge is best served… saucy.
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