A guy steps out of a small suburban train station outside Paris and looks for a taxi.
He asks a driver,
“How much to get to Paris?”
“Fifty euros.”
“I’ve only got forty. Can you take me?”
“No. Fifty.”
“Alright,” the guy says. “Then drive me as far as you think forty euros will get me.”
The driver shrugs. “Hop in.”
A Short Ride, A Long Memory
A few kilometers before the city, the cab pulls over.
“That’s it. Get out.”
“What? Come on,” the guy says. “It’s raining, and it’s only a couple more kilometers!”
“Out. Now.”
A week later, the same guy is back at the same station. This time, there are eight taxis in line — including the driver from before.
The Offer They Couldn’t Accept
The guy walks up to the first taxi and asks, “How much to Paris?”
“Fifty euros.”
“I’ll give you a hundred,” the guy says. “Fifty to drive me to Paris, and fifty for… a VERY personal favor(BLOWJOB) 😏”
The driver explodes. “What the hell is wrong with you?! Get lost!”
He repeats the offer with the next driver. Same reaction.
One by one, he goes down the line — every driver furious, every one turning him down.
The Final Ride
Finally, he reaches the driver who kicked him out the week before.
“How much to Paris?” he asks.
“You know it’s fifty.”
“I’ll give you a hundred,” the guy says.
“Fifty to take me to Paris… and for the other fifty, when we pull away, I want you to wave at your colleagues and give them a smile.”
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