John goes fishing on the lake, but he can’t manage to catch a single fish
There’s only one other boat on the lake, with an Italian on board, who instead keeps catching fish nonstop.
John approaches the Italian: “Nice to meet you, I’m John! Sorry, but how do you manage to catch all these fish?”
“Hi John, my name Alfredo but you can call me Fettuccine Alfredo hahaha I got a secret! Before you come fishing, you go to your wife, and put two fingers in her p*ssy. Then you put the fingers on the hook, and you see how many fish!”
So John decides to go straight back home. His wife doesn’t hear him come in because she’s washing the dishes. John decides to sneak up on her, lifts her skirt from behind, and puts two fingers in her p*ssy.
Then the wife says: “Oh, Fettuccine Alfredo, you’re back already?”
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