Family, Beds & Honesty

Family Bussiness

When I told my sister I had sex with a coworker she was shocked and horrified

but I guess that was mainly because I work in the family business

You mother fucker.

Mattress

If a king sleeps on a king-sized bed and a queen sleeps on a queen-sized bed, where does a prince sleep? On an heir mattress.

“When I was a kid, I would lay in my twin sized bed and wonder where my brother was.”

Honesty

I went to a job interview The interviewer asked:

“What’s your biggest weakness?”

I said:

“Honesty.”

He said,

“I don’t think honesty is a weakness.”

I said,

“I don’t care what you think.”

Reverse cowgirl

Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you can’t turn your back on family.


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