Family Bussiness
When I told my sister I had sex with a coworker she was shocked and horrified
but I guess that was mainly because I work in the family business
You mother fucker.
Mattress
If a king sleeps on a king-sized bed and a queen sleeps on a queen-sized bed, where does a prince sleep? On an heir mattress.
“When I was a kid, I would lay in my twin sized bed and wonder where my brother was.”
Honesty
I went to a job interview The interviewer asked:
“What’s your biggest weakness?”
I said:
“Honesty.”
He said,
“I don’t think honesty is a weakness.”
I said,
“I don’t care what you think.”
Reverse cowgirl
Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you can’t turn your back on family.
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