Two men are sitting at a bar at the top of a skyscraper.
The first one leans over and says to the other, "You know, there's a really weird thing about this building. If you jump out that window over there, the updraft coming up the side will carry you right back up."
The Leap of Faith
The second man clearly doesn't believe this. To prove his point, the first man walks over to the window and jumps out. Sure enough, a few seconds later, he is carried back up. He repeats this a few more times.
The Tragic Attempt
Convinced by the demonstration, the second man decides to give it a try. He jumps—and immediately falls to his death.
The Bartender's Remark
"You can be a real asshole when you're drunk, Superman," says the bartender.
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