A little girl runs up to her grandmother, crying. "Grandma, why does everybody say I have a buttface?"
Her grandma gives her a hug. "Nonsense, sweetheart. You have such beautiful cheeks and lovely eyes!"
Still unconvinced, the girl runs to her mom. "Mommy, is it true? Do I have a buttface?"
Her mom kisses her forehead. "Of course not, honey! You have such a cute little nose and a sweet forehead."
She runs to her dad, but he can’t console her either.
Heartbroken, the little girl wanders sadly down the street. She sees an open manhole cover and, curious, holds down her little dress, leans over the hole, and peeks into the darkness.
Suddenly, a voice from the sewer shouts:
"DON’T SHIT! DON’T SHIT IN HERE!"
Explanation: A manhole is a covered opening in a street or sidewalk that provides access to underground utility systems, such as sewers.