The priest slices his shot into the rough. Frustrated, he grumbles, "fuck I missed."
The Nun's Disapproval
The nun, taken aback, says to the priest, "Father, you are a man of the cloth—you shouldn't speak that way."
Escalating Tension
Annoyed, the priest brushes it off and moves on to his next shot, only to plop his ball right into a bunker. He exclaims even louder, "fuck I missed!"
A Stern Warning
This time, the nun isn't having it. She turns to him and says, "Father, if you continue to speak like that, may God strike you down."
Divine Intervention
The priest dismisses her with a "yeah, yeah" and tries to chip the ball out of the bunker, barely moving it a few inches. Shouting again, "Fuck I missed!"
Almost immediately, the sky darkens and clouds roll in. A low rumble builds, and a thick bolt of lightning crashes from the sky, vaporizing the nun right where she stands.
A deep voice from the clouds exclaims, "FUCK... I missed!
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