A product manager, a senior engineer, a tech lead, a CTO, and a scrum master are all sitting together at a tech company.
The product manager says, "Let's give a developer an impossible deadline."
The senior engineer adds, "...with no clear requirements."
The tech lead chimes in, "...no code reviews, no mentorship, and legacy spaghetti code to work with."
The CTO nods, "...unpaid overtime on weekends, and we'll cut the team in half mid-sprint."
The scrum master finishes, "...and hold a retrospective blaming them when it all falls apart."
There was a silence.
Then the intern said: *** "I start Monday." ***
Six men were admitted to a mental institution A sadist, a masochist, a necrophile, a murderer, a zoophile, and a pyromaniac, are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution after being admitted. The zoophile says, "Let's have sex with a cat." Then the sadist said, "Let's have sex with a cat and then torture it." Added the man. Then the murderer shouted, "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it and then kill it." Then the necrophile chimed in, "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, and then have sex with it again." Then the pyromaniac adds, "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again, and then burn it." There was a silence. And then the masochist said, "Meow."
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