A woman’s husband comes home early, so she hides her lover in the closet—not realizing her 9-year-old son is already in there.
The boy whispers, "It’s dark in here."
The man says, "Yeah."
"I have a baseball."
"Okay."
"Wanna buy it?"
"No."
"My dad’s outside."
"...How much?"
"$1,000."
"Fine."
A few days later, the boy’s dad says, "Let’s play catch."
"I can’t. I sold my ball for $1,000."
"That’s outrageous! That is a lot more than they actually cost. You’re confessing this at church."
In the confessional, the boy says, "It’s dark in here."
The priest sighs, "Don’t start that again."