A couple, both 78, went to see a therapist.
The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "We’d like you to watch us… you know… make love… and tell us if we’re doing it right."
The doctor was puzzled but agreed. When they finished, he said, "Everything looks perfectly fine," and charged them $50.
This went on for several weeks—they’d book an appointment, do their thing, pay the doctor, and leave.
Finally, the doctor asked, "Exactly what are you two trying to find out?"
The man replied, "Oh, we’re not trying to find out anything. She’s married, and we can’t go to her house. I’m married, and we can’t go to mine. The Holiday Inn costs $90, the Hilton is $108… but here it’s only $50—and I get $43 back from Medicare!"
Explanation: Costs