My wife came home from work early yesterday and surprised me. As soon as she walked in the door, she saw me and got this passionately crazed look in her eyes.
"Take my blouse off," she said, so I unbuttoned her blouse and removed it.
"Now my skirt," she commanded. So I undid her skirt and let it fall to the floor.
"My bra and panties**—**" she cried, and I removed them too.
And as I stood there naked, she said, "Don't ever let me catch you wearing my clothes again!"
Bonus: I told my wife, "Your underwear is way too tight."
She said, "Then wear your own."