A cat is smoking a blunt on her front porch.
A fox walks by.
Fox: "What are you doing?"
Cat: "I’m getting high, man."
Fox: "What do you mean?"
Instead of explaining, the cat convinces him to try the blunt.
Shortly after taking a hit, the fox says,
Fox: "Sis, my mouth is so dry. I need water."
He goes to the river to drink and accidentally falls in. A collie sees it and asks,
Collie: "What’s going on with you?"
The fox, trying to explain his cottonmouth, just says,
Fox: "Go ask that cat on the porch."
The collie walks over, looks at the cat, and says,
Collie: "Hey, you!"
The cat looks up and says,
Cat: "Shiiiiit, man. How much water did you drink?!"