A man walks into a bar, orders a double bourbon, neat, and downs it in a single gulp.
“How big is a penguin?” he asks.
The bartender says, “Around 18 inches.”
He orders another double bourbon, neat, and gulps it down.
“What’s the biggest a penguin can ever be?”
The bartender frowns. “Three feet, maybe an inch or two more.”
The man orders a third double bourbon, neat, and gulps it down even faster.
He sighs. “I may have run over a nun.”
Comments
Join the conversation
Sign in to share your thoughts and engage with the community.
Loading comments...