A young ventriloquist is touring Norway and puts on a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting,
"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype Norwegian blonde women that way?
What does the color of a woman's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people. It's people like you who make others think that all blondes are dumb! You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women in general—pathetic, all in the name of humor!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde interrupts him, yelling,
"You stay out of this! I'm talking to that little fucker on your lap!"
An American blonde got tired of blonde jokes, so one evening she went home and memorized all the state capitals.
Back in the office the next day, a guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement: "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do—I memorized all the state capitals."
One of the guys, of course, said, "I don't believe you. What's the capital of Nevada?"
"N," she answered.
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