What has two butts and kills people? An assassin / Assassphyxiator.
Explanation: Ass-ass-in, Ass-ass-phyxiator.
A Traveling Salesman's Surprise
A traveling salesman approached a farmhouse and knocked on the door. A kid about 8 years old answered.
The salesman asked if he could speak to his mother.
The boy replied no and explained she was in her bedroom making love with the farm’s goat.
The Boy's Unfazed Response
The flabbergasted salesman said, "That's terrible—doesn't it bother you to know that's happening just upstairs?"
The boy responded, "Naaaaaaa.
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